MRiles: I believe we are done the cake is baked just cooling on the counter
Okies landed in the hanger and trying to get the canopy open
Sabickford: No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you’re with someone you’re not supposed to be seen with.
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it’s to be happy doing what you’re already doing.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going
Lead me not into temptation….Who am I Kidding follow me I know a Shortcut.
I didn’t sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with Red Bull instead of water. I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like “Want to go for a run?” or “Try this Kale?”
If you’re going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes, I don’t think that this relationship is going to work.